After I got across the road, I felt like I was sort of disappearing. It was that...– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via liquidnight)
I wish I wasn’t so damn sensitive.
riotcoming: Right Away, Great Captain! - Right...
God damn it,’ he said, ‘there are nice things in the world—and I mean nice...– Franny and Zooey J.D. Salinger (via maidabobida)
lyinglike-lions: I am so thankful for my brother and his ability to be an annoying piece of shit every time we have family gatherings. My exact feelings.
vondell-swain: MY CABBAGES
captain-jeff asked: i thought i'd just say that you seem awesome.
any star trek episode ever
first officer: captain, what's that?
captain: I don't know
first officer: what should we do?
captain: let's fly directly at it and poke it with a stick and eventually human drama will arise from this interaction and no one important* will die
*unless it's tasha or spock that one time but we don't talk about that
likesirensinthenight: We nearly got one of these dogs. I am so glad that never happened. Reasons I love the internet.
sarabigail: greatelsewhere: ...
What if you believed me? Everything is brilliant.